so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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