Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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