So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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