are you still at the devil's house?
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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