i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
My bed smells like the plague
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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