about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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