my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
