no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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