So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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