Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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