Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
home. puking in laundry basket.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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