He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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