8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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