If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Randomize
