3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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