i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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