he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
