just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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