Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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