i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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