they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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