I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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