I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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