Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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