4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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