if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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