It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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