dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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