Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
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