out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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