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It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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