Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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