That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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