check it out our google latitudes are spooning
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
so much tequila, so little girl.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
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