And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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