i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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