my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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