This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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