Only a mothe r could love this liver
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
i out mim tonsoeep
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