I CAN MOONWALK!
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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