So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
