The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
