When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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