Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
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