thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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