We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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