Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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