Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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