Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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