YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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