I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Damn victory sex feels great
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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